Black Friday

That special day where everyone loses their minds, their manners & their money in a free-for-all spree of greed… the day after expressing how thankful they are for the things they already have.

~ Unknown (recently overheard)

Be careful. Seriously. I worked at Walmart’s customer service desk while in college… the year of the Tickle Me Elmo. And I haven’t left the house on Black Friday since. I know what it can be like. I don’t want to be a part of it. But if you do… be careful!

Now of course, I could just let it go at that, but I have a note for those shopping from the safety of their homes…

Christmas is coming. Everyone knows someone who likes books. And as chance would have it, I have books! If you click the link above and go to my bookstore, you can browse through and click directly to the amazon page of your choice/country and safely purchase Christmas gifts without leaving the house. Or you can browse directly on my amazon page. Whichever poison you prefer…

And in the spirit of the holidays, I’ll even reward you for your efforts! Anyone that purchases any of my works on Black Friday and emails a copy of their receipt to kelli (at) kelliowen (dotcom) will receive the first chapter of the upcoming Live Specimens novel in their email as a thank you.

So… be careful if you leave the house, spread the love of reading this Christmas, get a thank you chapter for adding me to your gift giving list!!

We now return you to your regularly scheduled turkey. Have a great Thanksgiving everyone!

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