Cleaning the Garage

QandAStanding on my elbow
With my finger in my ear,
Biting on a dandelion
And humming kind of queer
While I watched a yellow caterpillar
Creeping up my wrist,
I leaned on a tree
And I said to me,
“Why am I doing this?”

~ “Standing” by Shel Silverstein

Thursday. Garage Talk. But I have a to-do hitlist on my wall, repeated on a sticky on the laptop, and I think of it more than a pregnant woman considers labor in her ninth month. I have shit to do. So, I apologize, but I didn’t come up with a question this week. Instead we’re going to reverse the roles. (See now, I could have just said I haven’t done this for a while, but I’m all about truth in advertising!)

Ask me anything… unless you’re coming to Horrible Saturday. In which case, you can ask me Saturday.

0 Responses to Cleaning the Garage

  • Dave Thomas says:

    Is there some reason why women would not find someone that has an office full of Uglu Dolls, sharks and gators a great catch? Or have I already answered my own question?
    Also, magnets – how do they work?

  • Kelli says:

    REAL woman do find those to be a great catch… I suggest a singles ad on craigslist just to see what kind of responses you’d get. It would be fun!! Let me write it =))))

    magnets: an electrical charge or current creates a magnetic field around the item, twitching energy if you will, which specifically attracts ferrous in other items, causing it to pull toward or stick to said item. if both items are magnetic, positive and negative charges attract, thus the phrase “opposites attract” while similarly charged magnetic fields will repel each other… why do i know this? because my complete LACK of ferrous the year i tried to die made me do a lot of research =)

  • wolfnoma says:

    Tequila? Gift of Gods or Tool of Devils?

  • Kelli says:

    really? silly silly boy… tequila is god’s spit! full of magical powers, and a slightly bitter aftertaste =)

  • wolfnoma says:

    That was the softball question.

    So in this crazy mixed up world you have stated that you’re an atheist. (Or so I have been led to believe) but yet in a recent blog you stated/used the word soul. Would you please elaborate on your belief system in both the Pro Theistic sense and also the Anti-Theistic sense as well. Inquiring minds want to know.

    PS. I agree with your Tequila response but I also believe Scotch falls in the same category.

  • Kevin Lucia says:

    I have a question, but it’s pretty “heavy” – about writing stuff – so it just may have to wait until Horrorfind…

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