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Edit Button | Buttercup of Doom ep 47

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The edit button… that magical thing many claim I am missing. But am I? And is that a bad thing? Are you missing it? Should we practice using it more often? Editing your words between your brain and your mouth… Also, in the 101Kiddie Pool: editing and the completion monster. A nice short episode for that traffic jam. Enjoy!

Sponsors: Curse of the Ancients, by Chuck Buda |  Scares That Care (org) | Scares That Care Weekend (com) | Project iRadio’s Patreon

Suggestions/Requests: Comment from Kourtney (to suggest/request use the form or post on FB)

Mentions/Shoutouts and Linky-LinksFan Fest OrlandoJoe Santagato & Watch Your Mouth

Hashtag Hell: #floaters #editing #pulsenightclub #walmart #opinion #family #friends #parents #public #socialmedia #yahtzee #swearing #youtube #patreon #facebook #twitter #instagram #projectiradio #buttercupofdoom #podcast #kelliowen

Coming up: #Overwhelmed/Everything Will Kill You #summervacation #STCliveshow #hipsters …and your suggestions?!

This Week’s Rating: R (language) buttercup ratings system info here

Change | Buttercup of Doom ep 23

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This Week’s Rating: (just a couple f-bombs) buttercup ratings system info here

This week we talk about the many forms of change. From publisher requested changes, to changing trash into art, and then on to the nitty gritty pissy of the changes which caused #WheresRey and #WheresNatasha before her, as we discuss Star Wars, Avengers, action figures, and the mentality of middle America. Note, at the very end is light discussion and “real” spoilers for Star Wars, but before that is only mild spoilers in the form of discussing the character of Rey.

Sponsors: Arm Cast | The Curtain Jerkers

Suggestions/Requests “What if a publisher wants to change your title?” from Anonymous, and “Walmart woes” requested by Kourtney Smith (to suggest/request, use the form here)

Mentions/Shoutouts: Gnarled Branch “Redirected Art” | Nicole Arbour “Dear Feminists” | The Horror Show with Brian Keene

Hashtag Hell: #WheresRey #WheresNatasha #WookieRage #KyloTantrum #Disney #Hasbro #Mattel #HanSolo #GIJoe #LoneRanger #StarWars #WalMart #Target #Avengers #GuardiansoftheGalaxy #IronMan #CaptainAmerica #BlackWidow #Monopoly #MiddleAmerica #TheWalkingDead #facebook #twitter #instagram #projectiradio #buttercupofdoom #podcast #kelliowen

And don’t forget — for advertising inquiries, contact me at buttercup@kelliowen.com

 

Black Friday | Buttercup of Doom ep 17

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This Week’s Rating: PG13 — buttercup ratings system info here

In this episode… I leave the origins of turkey day alone and simply express thanks instead. I laugh at the cartoons and invite you along. And then we dive into the evil, stupid, asinine event known as Black Friday. And I wrap it up with a touch of wisdom to bring my disgust and rage down.

Sponsors: Mehitobel Wilson’s Last Night at the Blue Alice

Suggestions/Requests from: not this week (to suggest/request, use the form here)

Mentions/Shoutouts: Mandy’s Dandy Little FarmEric Roman • Pam Blazi • Amber Fallon’s Daughters of Inanna (from Thunderstorm Books’ Maelstrom set) • Dave Thomas of The Horror Show with Brian KeeneKevin Strange • Foo Fighters’ Saint Cecilia • Paw Patrol • Scares That CareSurvivor’s Guilt

Hashtag Hell: #thanksgiving #blackfriday #bigbox #walmart #blackoutblackfriday #foofighters #facebook #twitter #instagram #pawpatrol #scaresthatcare #briankeene #thunderstormbooks #mehitobelwilson #buttercupofdoom #podcast #kelliowen

And don’t forget — for advertising inquiries, contact me at buttercup@kelliowen.com

Conversations with My Coffee Pot

Good Morning, Mr. Coffee!

“What do you want?”

Are you hungry? I’m thirsty…

“So?”

Here you go… grounds, water, happiness!

“Whatever.”

*humming while patiently awaiting those lovely early morning sounds*

Hey! BREW!

“Why?”

Because you’re not that old, and you worked yesterday, and what the heck is your problem?!!!

“What’s the point.”

BREW!!

“Make me.”

What the heck… *inspect cord, plug, filter, etc.*

“Leave me alone.”

But… but…

“…”

And off to WalMart I went at 5am to get a new coffee pot. Same brand, same color, thank god for the invention of 24/7 convenience…

“Hey… what’s that?”

Your replacement… bastard.

“But… *drip*”

Too late, fucker.

“Fine.” *odd, electronic ‘pop’ sound as the cord is pulled from the wall*

*plug in shiny, new best friend*

“Helloooooooo! And thank you for taking me out of that box. Would you like some coffee?”

YES!

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