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Adulting | Buttercup of Doom 2.3



This week I can’t even… which means as I spew about the term, as well as the problem, known as Adulting, my blood pressure means this one is completely NSFW: language.

Available FREE on: PEN Project Entertainment Network • iTunesStitcherAndroidTune-In • Google Play Music • Overcast

Sponsors:  Subculture Corsets & Clothing (and twitter) |  Kelli’s Patreon | Amber Fallon’s The Warblers

Suggestions/Requests: Facebook respondents, thank you! (to suggest/request use the form or post on FB)

Mentions/Shoutouts and Linky-Links: Forbes/@jessicahagy‘s ABCs of Adulting | Urban dictionary: Adulting  |  FB’s ATTN: Let’s Teach Adulting In School Again

Hashtag Hell: #adulting #gofundme #lifeskills #youtube #google #boiledeggs* #cooking #automotive #homeec #homeeconomics #parenting #teachers #subculturecorsets #facebook #twitter #instagram #PEN #projectentertainmentnetwork #buttercupofdoom #podcast #kelliowen

Coming up: genre – location location location – rules – dumbing down America – legalizing pot – little white lies – and whatever you suggest I whine about. So suggest something, already!

*to boil an egg: put water in pot. turn on heat (burner/flame/etc). once it is boiling, gently add eggs. set timer for 13 minutes**. go scrub your f**king toilet. take off heat. tip pan into sink and pour hot water out (not the eggs. use a lid or something to hold them there). add really cold water. drain again. cold water. drain. add cold water and let sit on stove/counter. go dust the tops of all the frames and clocks. remove from water. dry off. use sharpie to draw faces on eggs (that’s how you tell the boiled from the raw, duh). put in fridge.  you’re welcome.

**13 minutes is the exact time needed for a. perfectly yellow insides, not that overdone green color, and b. if you slap it against the counter and roll it back and forth, the shell will come off in one piece… handy.

Happy Ho-Ho | Buttercup of Doom ep 70

This week I cover Happy Holidays vs Merry Christmas, single-handedly try to destroy the Christmas Tree business, offer protective advice for dealing with family this holiday season, and I think I even snuck in something about that Elf on a Shelf thing… I covered a lot, a happy ho-ho of holiday madness, including #sorrynotsorry the xmas version!

Available FREE on: PEN Project Entertainment Network • iTunesStitcherAndroidTune-In • Google Play Music • Overcast

Sponsors:  Subculture Corsets & Clothing (and twitter) | Kelli’s Patreon

Suggestions/Requests: Andrea (to suggest/request use the form or post on FB)

Mentions/Shoutouts and Linky-Links: Elf on the Shelf, as done by Dads • Google search for Funny shelf elves

Hashtag Hell:  #seasons #christmas #xmas #santa #holiday #toys #christmastree #happyholidays #merrychristmas #waronchristmas #savetheplanet #treehugger #faith #yule #DieHard #ItsAWonderfulLife #MiracleOn34thStreet #NightmareBeforeChristmas #ChristmasStory #family #eggnog #tomandjerry #grasshoppers #holidaybooze #traditions #patreon #wednesdaywisdom #humpday #subculturecorsets #facebook #twitter #instagram #PEN #projectentertainmentnetwork #buttercupofdoom #podcast #kelliowen

Coming up: indefinite hiatus. I’ll be back…eventually… listen to your favorites, buy a book for a friend, and have a great holiday/new year!!

This Week’s Rating: PG13  buttercup ratings system info here

Zen | Buttercup of Doom ep 69

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This week I breathe in the nose, out the mouth, and somewhere between the vomit-flavored jelly beans and crying in the shower, find the #zenzone. Come. Relax. Breathe…

Available FREE on: PEN Project Entertainment Network • iTunesStitcherAndroidTune-In • Google Play Music • Overcast

Sponsors:  Subculture Corsets & Clothing (and twitter) | It Cooks  | Kelli’s Patreon

Suggestions/Requests: n/a (to suggest/request use the form or post on FB)

Mentions/Shoutouts and Linky-Links: NatureThe End of Reflection, from the NY Times • and go stalk Kevin Lucia

Hashtag Hell:  #zen #muse #nature #youtube #contemplation #140characters #stimuli #instant #gratification #ponder #breathe #quiet #deadair #lifesucks #relax #zenzone #kevinlucia #vomit #patreon #wednesdaywisdom #humpday #subculturecorsets #facebook #twitter #instagram #PEN #projectentertainmentnetwork #buttercupofdoom #podcast #kelliowen

Coming up: #xmas …and your suggestions

This Week’s Rating: PG13  buttercup ratings system info here

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