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New Norm | Buttercup of Doom 2.1



This week I lament over the new norm: the stupid things society just accepts because they’re common. From emulating stupidity to demeaning terms like baby mama and side chicks, I have opinions… and a potty mouth. *NSFW* this week for Language.

Available FREE on: PEN Project Entertainment Network • iTunesStitcherAndroidTune-In • Google Play Music • Overcast

Sponsors: Kelli Owen’s FORGOTTEN | Subculture Corsets & Clothing (and twitter) | Kelli’s Patreon

Suggestions/Requests: n/a (to suggest/request use the form or post on FB)

Mentions/Shoutouts and Linky-Links: Cheers

Hashtag Hell: #norm #common #cold #america #bizarre #peanutbutter #flag #fortunecookies #christmas #thanksgiving #blackfriday #halloween #candycorn #cheese #tipping #tips #politicalcorrectness #society #apocalypse #sidechick #babydaddy #babymama #genX #tab #Mtv #meme #subculturecorsets #facebook #twitter #instagram #PEN #projectentertainmentnetwork #buttercupofdoom #podcast #kelliowen

Coming up: friendzone – adulting – genre – and whatever you suggest I whine about. So suggest something, already!

WTF America | Buttercup of Doom ep 65

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This week I lament over what we’ve done, what it means, and why the hell we’re acting the way we are… seriously America, you’re better than this! #notmycountry (instead of #notmypresident)

Available FREE on: PEN Project Entertainment Network • iTunesStitcherAndroidTune-In • Google Play Music • Overcast

Sponsors:  Subculture Corsets & Clothing (and twitter)| Suicide Hotline 800-273-8255 | LGBT Hotline 866-488-7386

Suggestions/Requests: “Reoccurring Nightmares” Kayleigh (to suggest/request use the form or post on FB)

Mentions/Shoutouts and Linky-Links: white bubble article — I’m a Coastal Elite From the Midwest: The Real Bubble is Rural AmericaDay 1 on twitter • Best of the BROTUS memes

Hashtag Hell: #NSFW #election #politics #meme #bromance #biden #obama #wtf #suicide #LGBT #hotline #kellyanne #trump #hillary #johnson #vote #racist #hate #whitebubble #bigot #kkk #fear #pence #nazi #hitler #mengele #abortion #keystone #climatechange #globalwarming #violence #protests #dayone #melania #michelleobama #jackieo #roosevelt #flotus #bannon #lies #santaclaus #subculturecorsets #facebook #twitter #instagram #PEN #projectentertainmentnetwork #buttercupofdoom #podcast #kelliowen

Coming up:  #cyber stuff #thanksgiving #genre #balance …and your suggestions

This Week’s Rating: R (definitely R, for language, oh yes, not safe for work) buttercup ratings system info here

Fake | Buttercup of Doom ep 36

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From fake danger in movies, television, and fiction (plot armor), to our fake society (our medicine, the news, even humans themselves), this week we cover the unreal portion of reality. Is anything real anymore? Is anything “authentic” without a recycled brown tag telling us it is? Do we have the balls to live the truth, hear the truth, and be the truth, or does all the fake crap just naturally lead to a world where lying is second nature?

…and don’t forget to come like, follow & stalk Buttercup on the *new* Facebook Page!

Sponsors: Project iRadio’s Patron Page | Arm n’ Toof’s deadtime podcast

Suggestions/Requests: none this week (to suggest/request use the form or post on FB)

Mentions/Shoutouts and Linky-Links: Quilted Northern “Rustic Weave” | Buttercup of Doom on facebook | Dark Net

Hashtag Hell: #plotarmor #twd #thewalkingdead #wtf #supernatural #NoBalls #redshirts #fake #advertising #handcrafted #artisanal #authentic #quiltednorthern #contouring #makeup #plasticsurgery #johnnydepp #religion #realitytelevision #allnatural #TrustNoOne #debate #lies #patreon #facebook #twitter #instagram #projectiradio #buttercupofdoom #podcast #kelliowen

Coming up: #defoo #affluent

This Week’s Rating: R (language) buttercup ratings system info here

The Big Picture | Buttercup of Doom ep 35

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Foreshadowing, consequences, precedent… it’s all the same, part of the Big Picture. Are you paying attention to the little things? Are you accepting what the media, government, etc. tell you? Or are you asking the most important question you can: WHY?! Or as I like to put it, WHY IN THE BLUE F*CK?! Yep, swearing and carrying on, NSFW, but you should listen… unless you enjoy being a sheep.

Sponsors: Scares That Care (organization | weekend con) | Bizzong (also, as promised: bizzong on FB and Books, Beer & Bullshit Frank’s “other” podcast)

Suggestions/Requests: none this week (to suggest/request, use the form)

Mentions/Shoutouts and Linky-Links: Waiting Out Winter | Six Days | Ariana Grande on SNL Tidal and Judy Garland vs. Jimmy Fallon impersonationsWIRED magazine | Nicole Arbour re: Spanking

Hashtag Hell: #NSFW #foreshadowing #TWD #thewalkingdead #negan #lucille #jaws #sixthsense #arianagrande #jimmyfallon #clickbait #christinaaguilera #whitneyhouston #judygarland #wizardofoz #bizzong #bluefuck #WTF #teaparty #government #consequences #mcdonalds #remington #sandyhook #colt #billythekid #fbi #apple #secrecyorder #patents #wired #bigbrother #patriotact #timeouts #daycare #spanking #facebook #twitter #instagram #projectiradio #buttercupofdoom #podcast #kelliowen

Coming up: #fake #defoo

This Week’s Rating: R (NSFW language) buttercup ratings system info here

Bad Manners | Buttercup of Doom ep 08

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In this episode I talk about “writing what you know” for the 101 kiddie pool. I share a giggle about a barbie gone viral. I take a look at ‘Merica and manners, and by “take a look” I mean vent, spew, whine and try really hard not to cuss (2nd pg13 Buttercup in a row!). Then I wish you all happy adventures. And once again remind you we’ll be exploring the voyeurism used for good purposes — Periscope Q&A Wednesday night, 8.30 pm Eastern Standard Time. Get the app, meet me there!

barbieMentions: Socality Barbie — instagram | facebook | twitter (not sure if the FB & Twitter accounts are spoof of spoof, unofficial, or what… the Instagram account is the original, official account) Also, note: found more information about account holder, won’t share here, but it’s out there if you want it.

Suggestions/Requests from: not this week (to suggest/request, use the form here)

Shoutouts: Trojan • Pampers • Periscope • Cheetos • Walmart

And don’t forget — for advertising inquiries, contact me at buttercup@kelliowen.com

Something’s Missing

blacksquare2My dreams often feel like warped, twisted, versions of some sort of reality television show filmed by those who failed therapy, ignored their court-appointed rehab, and haven’t been to AA for so long they think it stands for And Another. My camera man is drunk and my special effects crew is on crack. I’ve said both of those things before. After the last week, I believe it wholeheartedly. Because now it seems the set director is on vacation and the intern doesn’t work fast enough.

But I can’t seem to figure out why, what it means, or even how fast Freud would just give up and lock me into a nice safe room with a snug jacket and fluffy walls.

For instance… See the image for today? How many times did you refresh thinking there was something wrong with it? Nope, there’s not. That’s actually just a plain black box of nothing. And the star of my dreams lately.

I don’t remember the dreams themselves most of the time, which is normal after the first cup of coffee, but I do remember the little black squares. I remember they’re not important or even really noticed during the dream, but afterward I could tell you where they appeared. Very strange. See, these black blocks are speckled throughout and simply provide a nothingness instead of details, in a freaky two-dimensional cut-out construction paper kinda way. For instance, I’ll be able to see everything in the room and talk or move around or do whatever it is I’m doing, but the black blocks will be where the detail isn’t finished. Like on top of an end table, instead of knickknacks, lamps or books. Or on a wall, in lieu of pictures. Or even on a menu, rather than actual choices.

It’s very bizarre and seems to be completely acceptable in the dream. Oh if only I could do the whole lucid dreaming thing and pause all the action while yelling at the design crew to finish up.

Of course, my dreams are still wonky, don’t get me wrong. Just this morning I woke from being out for a drink with the girls, in a restaurant located in an old western clothing store where they never took the clothes off the wall or removed the racks of boleros and cowboy boots. Nikki was pissed off because she was enjoying a cigar in the wrong part of the restaurant, and her boss told her she had to put it out and go stash it in her office—for whatever reason I decided to bring it there for her and set it in a dish on her desk, only to have the maid service ask me if they should dump it or keep it. Drew was in the bathroom milking lab mice and using it for some explosive experiment to get his students to pay attention. And of course, the sewage accident that shot dirty water out a port on the wall—the water retaining the shape of the pipe and chasing people around ala the water worm from The Abyss. Yup, perfectly normal dream for me… except the black squares in the bar at the restaurant, on the fishtank, obscuring portions of the bathroom lab, hiding the other items on the desk, and filling in for the faces, clothes or hands of the people at the next table.

Yeah… welcome to my dreamworld, here’s a black square—just put it anywhere.

 

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