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Hello, and welcome…don’t worry about leaving the lights on or checking the doors, trouble has already found its way inside. It has been patiently waiting for you to relax. So sit back. Relax. Enjoy your peace of mind… until I make you question it.

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   Lastest/New Release(s): Forgotten

  Now on Audiobook:  Floaters • Buried Memories Waiting Out Winter  • Six Days

Kelli,  thriller/horror writer, podcaster, and puddle jumper


 

Adulting | Buttercup of Doom 2.3



This week I can’t even… which means as I spew about the term, as well as the problem, known as Adulting, my blood pressure means this one is completely NSFW: language.

Available FREE on: PEN Project Entertainment Network • iTunesStitcherAndroidTune-In • Google Play Music • Overcast

Sponsors:  Subculture Corsets & Clothing (and twitter) |  Kelli’s Patreon | Amber Fallon’s The Warblers

Suggestions/Requests: Facebook respondents, thank you! (to suggest/request use the form or post on FB)

Mentions/Shoutouts and Linky-Links: Forbes/@jessicahagy‘s ABCs of Adulting | Urban dictionary: Adulting  |  FB’s ATTN: Let’s Teach Adulting In School Again

Hashtag Hell: #adulting #gofundme #lifeskills #youtube #google #boiledeggs* #cooking #automotive #homeec #homeeconomics #parenting #teachers #subculturecorsets #facebook #twitter #instagram #PEN #projectentertainmentnetwork #buttercupofdoom #podcast #kelliowen

Coming up: genre – location location location – rules – dumbing down America – legalizing pot – little white lies – and whatever you suggest I whine about. So suggest something, already!

*to boil an egg: put water in pot. turn on heat (burner/flame/etc). once it is boiling, gently add eggs. set timer for 13 minutes**. go scrub your f**king toilet. take off heat. tip pan into sink and pour hot water out (not the eggs. use a lid or something to hold them there). add really cold water. drain again. cold water. drain. add cold water and let sit on stove/counter. go dust the tops of all the frames and clocks. remove from water. dry off. use sharpie to draw faces on eggs (that’s how you tell the boiled from the raw, duh). put in fridge.  you’re welcome.

**13 minutes is the exact time needed for a. perfectly yellow insides, not that overdone green color, and b. if you slap it against the counter and roll it back and forth, the shell will come off in one piece… handy.

Audiobook Update

In case you missed it, because I put it everyone across social media except the blog for some reason, there have been three more audiobooks finished… and yes, there are more to come! Click the covers for the individual pages and more info on each. Listen to Buttercup of Doom for discounts. Subscribe to my Amazon page for updates. And as always, like my author page on facebook for news about these and other fiction related news… for shenanigan, just follow my twitter!

 

The Friend Zone | Buttercup of Doom 2.2



This week I rather calmly discuss the friend zone… as it pertains to online friends, long distance friendships, publishers and their contracts, and more.

Available FREE on: PEN Project Entertainment Network • iTunesStitcherAndroidTune-In • Google Play Music • Overcast

Sponsors:  Subculture Corsets & Clothing (and twitter) | Audiobooks: Six DaysFloatersBuried MemoriesWaiting Out Winter   |Kelli’s Patreon

Suggestions/Requests: Amber and Robin, thank you! (to suggest/request use the form or post on FB)

Mentions/Shoutouts and Linky-Links: Just Between Us: Can boys and girls just be friends?

Hashtag Hell: #friends #friendzone #boys #girls #relationships #editors #publishers #contracts #oatmeal #subculturecorsets #facebook #twitter #instagram #PEN #projectentertainmentnetwork #buttercupofdoom #podcast #kelliowen

Coming up: adulting – genre – millenials – location location location – rules – dumbing down America – legalizing pot – little white lies – and whatever you suggest I whine about. So suggest something, already!

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